- Never tell musicians where the NFC button is on a desk

- Always use BIG cables

- Always use BIG amps

- Always use Big Condoms (because we have to !!)

- Beware of idiots helping to tie your cables up

- Always be polite to guy who wants to tell you there is too
   much top !!!!

- Position the desk as close to the bogs as possible when you
   are on your own (sod how you can hear)

- Never let the lamp lads share your power feed

- Get into as much debt as you can for the latest kit

Got enough power ?, always check with the Lamp Lads how much they will be drawing from the 13 amp socket (hint - it's normally around 5 trillion amps) so get onto this link      so that they don't dump you without power.

Gaffa Tape never leave home with out it. Check out this site for a laugh

A good engineer carries a few tools for running repairs  Try these for size

Testing 1212 - includes a glossary of terms - Great site - Thanks Kevin !!